The Missing Email of the 300
If the Greeks and Persians had Email!
| From: King Xerxes | From: Themosticles | |
| To: All Greek States | To: King Xerxes | |
| Cc: | Cc: | |
| bcc | Bcc: King Leonidas | |
| Subject Earth and Water | Subject: Earth and Water | |
| Dear All,
Time to get with the program and submit before your living God. You don’t want to end up like the Egyptians – the big mummies? I’ll be sending my messenger for a bit of a chat. |
Xerxes,
It’s the holidays here in Greece (Carneia) and we’re having a bit of a bash. You know the sort of thing: naked, dancing nymphomaniacs doing their thing. You might try Leonidas of Sparta who’s not much of a party animal. |
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| Xerxes of Persia
Your Living God Let’s Rock! |
Themosticles of the Greeks
We know all the angles! |
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| Disclaimer: if you received this email in error – then your turn will come! | Disclaimer: if you received this email in error – it couldn’t have come from us! |